| noelhuang |
A good old country boy was plowing near the swamp with the family mule pulling the plow. His Pa looked out the window of the farmhouse and noticed his son plowing erratically. He went down to the field and asked his son what the problem was.
"Why this old mule is cross-eyed, Pa!" the young boy said.
The farmer replied, "I'll fix that!" The farmer reached over into the swamp, broke off a reed and stuck it up the mule's rear end.
"Whatcha doin' that for, Pa?" asked the boy.
"Just watch," said the farmer. He then put his mouth over the reed and blew really hard. The mule's eyes were no longer crossed.
"There ya go!" the farmer said. He watched as the boy plowed perfectly straight rows. But after a few minutes, the boy, the plow and the mule were again off course. The boy stopped the mule, pulled the reed out, turned it around, and stuck it back up the mule's rear end.
"Whatcha doin that for?" yelled Pa.
The boy yelled back, "You don't think I'm gonna put my mouth over where you had yours, do ya?"
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