| jennylee |
Oh man! This is one of the best forwards I have had a in a long time. Had to post it here!
Beer - So much more than just a breakfast drink.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - W.C. Fields
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway
American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python
And God said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then God said: Let there be light! And then He said: Whoa - too much light.
As a rule, I don't drink -- as a habit, I do!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
Beer - The reason I wake up every afternoon.
Beer contains Vitamin Pee.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
Beer: Now THERE'S a temporary solution.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your beer.
Dough, the stuff, that buys my beer, Ray, the guy that tends the bar, Me, the guy, who drinks my beer, Far, the distance to the bar, So, I think I'll have a beer, La, Laa lAA lAh LaH LAA LAAAH! Tea, no thanks I want a beer, which brings us back to Dough Dough Dough!
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime.
I don't drink anymore. Of course, I don't drink any less, either.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra
I have a drink to celebrate the little things. Like Tuesdays - we only have one of those a week!
I killed a six-pack just to watch it die.
I swear to drunk I'm not God!
I'd rather have a beer than win father of the year - Homer Simpson
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -Tom Waits
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. - David Daye
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