| Gr82b |
Door se dekha sone pari ud rahi hai
Paas jake dekha, g*nd pe makhi ud rahi hai
uske gali me ghum ghum ke
kutte bhi hamare dost ban gaye
woh to hame na mili
par hum kutto ke sardar ban gaye
agar pasana aaye to daad dena
warna apne hi haathon pe paad dena
Some good english used by some good Indians
I talk, he talk; Why do you middle middle talk?
(beech, beech = middle, middle)
"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"
"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"
" Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in "
" Why are you naat filupping the blanks ? "
Translations-
Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.
Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud
Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law
Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off
Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?
naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils
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| formosa |
| i have a really nice thing to share with u all ...read it till the end !!!
Feeqa, who was very thin and short, was standing at the bus stop.
Suddenly a
car stops and a beautiful girl waves her hand calling him by his name and
asking
him [8D] to sit in her car. Feeqa was surprised but recognized her. She was
Jasmine,
an old batch-mate but he didn't know why she was calling him (because she
never
gave him any "lift" in the college). Anyhow he sat in the car and
Jasmine gave him a warm welcome (kaise ho,kya kar rahe ho etc). Then she
said
"Why don't we havecoffee together".[:D]
By now Feeqa was even more surprised[?]. He thought "Coffee with Jasmine?
(an old dream...coming true) WOW !!" and he gave his consent. At the cafe,
all of a sudden Jasmine says "Lets go to my house, there are a lot of
people here". Feeqa is on cloud nine "Ab to mazaa aa jayega".
When they reach home she asks him "Why don't we sit in my bedroom, you can
turn on the AC". Feeqa was thinking & talkin to himself
'Jasmine phas gai hai' and he starts dreaming. When he enters the
bedroom,
Jasmine says "Why don't you take off your shirt, you are sweating".
Feeqa's eyes popped out. He could not believe his ears and again starts
dreaming. Jasmine says "Be comfortable and I will be back in a
minute". Feeqa is alone in the room with his bare match-stick like body
and
thinking about the sudden change of events. After five minutes
Jasmine enters the room...........[?]
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with 2 children and said "Dekho bachchon agar Horlicks nahin piyoge to
body iske jaise ho jayegi"......[:p]
SO WHAT WERE U THINKIN ......... ?[}:)]
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| formosa |
| Once a man goes to the see Jurassic Park.
When the Dinosaurs start approaching he cowers in his seat.
His friend asks him,"Kyun Sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyun lag raha hai? Cinema hi to hai."
Sardarji replies, "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai,pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin woh to janwar hai, usko kya pata."
"Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams"
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