| flojo |
Have fun each day ...
I went to the store the other day for some quick
Christmas shopping, and I was in there for only
about 15 minutes.
When I came out there was a darned motorcycle
cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him
and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
guy a break? It's the Christmas season."
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having
no front license plate on the car!
So I called him a piece of horse dung.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
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