Original Thread: Identify your city
formosa
How to identify the city u are in by observing a street brawl -

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You  are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall ---  That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software programm to stop the fight ..  but the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program --- Thats  Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "ANA" doesn't like all this  non sense --- Peace comes in. That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile.Now 50 guys are fighting.  You are in Chandigarh.


kowyan
Scenario 8: Two guys are fighting. Television crews from various stations converge. Needless to say, Khe Si Hai appears in the background with two placards. The whole event is broadcast LIVE. You are in Taipei!!

edwardchiu
Scenario 9: Two guys are fighting. A girl comes along. The guys break up and go into pvt. chat with girl. You're in Chinagate.

ally
haha.... eddie ur's the best. hahaha....[:))][=))][=))

jennylee
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edwardchiu Posted - 19 May 2004 : 07:00:23 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scenario 9: Two guys are fighting. A girl comes along. The guys break up and go into pvt. chat with girl. You're in Chinagate.
wow is that really true?? hmm.. [:D] nice one edward...

kool_loving_babe
hahahhahahahhaha good one eddie.....lolzzz......so true..[:D][}:)]

vin_diesel
2 guys r fighting....da govt levies a "fight" tax on u to wipe out da fiscal deficit.....you are in toronto...where everything is taxed!!

edwardchiu
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Originally posted by vin_diesel 2 guys r fighting....da govt levies a "fight" tax on u to wipe out da fiscal deficit.....you are in toronto...where everything is taxed!!
At least the two guys get free medical treatment [:D].

ally
ur into economics eh ah suk?[:p] nice one though. haha....[:)>-]

li_wing
ahsuk does not pay tax ... and complaning about tax [:))][:))] and ofcourse gets free medical insurance

Keith
2 guys r fighting and suddenly they stop. They found 2 bullet shell on the ground. Welcome to Tainan, where Ah Bian got 'shot'.

max_payne
Uh...

vin_diesel
2 guys r fighting.... suddelny they are stopped....n elder chinese ppl start askin abt thier family tree...thier ties n blah blah...u kno ur in chinatown[}:)]

aaron_wong
[8D]ha ha ha!!!!![:))][:))][:))]very well explained formosa!!!!and the rest are not bad!!!![:^O][:-~]

K3VIN
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Originally posted by vin_diesel
2 guys r fighting....da govt levies a "fight" tax on u to wipe out da fiscal deficit.....you are in toronto...where everything is taxed!!
well...this is interesting, thats whjy we students want the Green party to take over the country, and the fact is, theres nothing to be done abt taxes cos they're everywhere now, for example, the Lotto 6/49 taxes, u have to pave 100% in taxes for it (ie. $1 goes up tp $2)

edwardchiu
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Originally posted by K3VIN
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Originally posted by vin_diesel 2 guys r fighting....da govt levies a "fight" tax on u to wipe out da fiscal deficit.....you are in toronto...where everything is taxed!!
well...this is interesting, thats whjy we students want the Green party to take over the country, and the fact is, theres nothing to be done abt taxes cos they're everywhere now, for example, the Lotto 6/49 taxes, u have to pave 100% in taxes for it (ie. $1 goes up tp $2)
Apparently not all you students [;)]. [code] ------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the national election were held right now, which political party would you vote for? ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18-22 23-29 TOTAL ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Liberal Party 38.5% 39% 38.7% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Democratic Party (NDP) 19.8% 21.5% 20.3% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conservative Party of Canada 16.8% 14.8% 16.1% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bloc Quebecois 2% 2% 2% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- None of the Above 22.8% 22.7% 22.7% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Which of the major party nominees do you feel you can trust the most? ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18-22 23-29 TOTAL ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paul Martin 22% 19.2% 21.1% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Layton 9.8% 11.3% 10.3% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stephen Harper 10.7% 10.2% 10.5% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gilles Duceppe 1.3% .9% 1.1% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- None of the Above 56.2% 58.4% 56.9% -------------------------------------------------------------------------[/code] (Sample size was 1130 Canadians.) [url]http://www.cnw.ca/en/releases/archive/May2004/14/c3489.html[/url]

ally
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Originally posted by edwardchiu
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Originally posted by K3VIN
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Originally posted by vin_diesel 2 guys r fighting....da govt levies a "fight" tax on u to wipe out da fiscal deficit.....you are in toronto...where everything is taxed!!
well...this is interesting, thats whjy we students want the Green party to take over the country, and the fact is, theres nothing to be done abt taxes cos they're everywhere now, for example, the Lotto 6/49 taxes, u have to pave 100% in taxes for it (ie. $1 goes up tp $2)
Apparently not all you students [;)]. [code] ------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the national election were held right now, which political party would you vote for? ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18-22 23-29 TOTAL ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Liberal Party 38.5% 39% 38.7% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Democratic Party (NDP) 19.8% 21.5% 20.3% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conservative Party of Canada 16.8% 14.8% 16.1% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bloc Quebecois 2% 2% 2% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- None of the Above 22.8% 22.7% 22.7% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Which of the major party nominees do you feel you can trust the most? ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18-22 23-29 TOTAL ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paul Martin 22% 19.2% 21.1% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack Layton 9.8% 11.3% 10.3% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stephen Harper 10.7% 10.2% 10.5% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gilles Duceppe 1.3% .9% 1.1% ------------------------------------------------------------------------- None of the Above 56.2% 58.4% 56.9% -------------------------------------------------------------------------[/code] (Sample size was 1130 Canadians.) [url]http://www.cnw.ca/en/releases/archive/May2004/14/c3489.html[/url]
oh boi not stats again![:0]

steffi_ching
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oh boi not stats again![:0]
L.O.L ... [:))] All those numericals are making me dizzy .. but hey .. thats a good piece of information [;)] Edited for formatting. --EC

happy_girl
hi-fi to you eddie......nice one there.......abt cg......any examples??he he he he he

K3VIN
Two guys are fighting. suddenly, a third guy walks "drops" in and all three blow up. U are in the middle east

vin_diesel
2 guys r fighting///.....wearing masks n stupid make ups n hairdos....doin practised stunts...ur obviously watchin WWE...d-uh[}:)] my god ed u n yo stats.....its like some1 physically hitting u wit a big fat dictionary n all u see r alphabets swirling arnd ur head!!!

dutyfree
one guy is cribbing abt lack of attention given to him, 2 girls sympathise with him and a third guy getting all jealous...lol you are on wowchinese..[:-SS] [;)]

edwardchiu
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Originally posted by K3VIN Two guys are fighting. suddenly, a third guy walks "drops" in and all three blow up. U are in the middle east
The third guy mightn't show up. He could be shot from a helicopter gunship. [:D] [B)]

edwardchiu
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Originally posted by happy_girl hi-fi to you eddie...... nice one there....... abt cg...... any examples?? he he he he he
Umm... nope. Can't think of any egs... [:-~] Stats, Ally, stats! [:D] [:D] [:D]

edwardchiu
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Originally posted by dutyfree one guy is cribbing abt lack of attention given to him, 2 girls sympathise with him and a third guy getting all jealous...lol you are on wowchinese..[:-SS] [;)]
Ouch! That gotta hurt! [B)] [:p] Okay, let's keep it friendly, folks. Remember, we're all shung-thi and chi-moi here. [>:D<]

ally
well ed, i know stats. i still have one more exams on that. care to give me tuition? [:p] since i found out ur good at it. it won't hurt me to get some more lessons on that. haha.... [}:)]

dutyfree
I also know stats eerm... 32-24-36 one [}:)][}:)][}:)]

edwardchiu
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Originally posted by dutyfree I also know stats eerm... 32-24-36 one [}:)][}:)][}:)]
You got yourself a tutor, Ally. [:))] [}:)] Although you probably got a lot more to teach us guys about stats... [:I]

ally
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Originally posted by edwardchiu
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Originally posted by dutyfree I also know stats eerm... 32-24-36 one [}:)][}:)][}:)]
You got yourself a tutor, Ally. [:))] [}:)] Although you probably got a lot more to teach us guys about stats... [:I]
haha.. sure! but after i get ma boots[:p][}:)]

vin_diesel
feet (size) fetish on here?[:-?]