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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussien died and all went
to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I want to call England and
see
how everybody is doing there....so she called and talked for about
5 minutes...
Then she said: well devil, how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: five million dollars...
Five million dollars!!!????
She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair....
Bill Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too,
I
wanna call the United states, I wanna see how everybody is doing
too...he called and talked for about 2 >minutes, then he said:
Well,
devil how much do I owe???? The devil goes: ten million
dollars.....
Ten million dollars!!!!!!'
But he made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....
Saddam Hussen was extremely jealous too...he screamed... "I wanna
call
Iraq! I want to see whats going on there, I want to talk to the
ministers, to the deputee, I wanna talk to everybody"...he
called
Iraq and he talked for about twenty minutes, he was talking and
talking and
talking.... After 28 minutes he puts the phone down : 'Well,
devil, how
much
do I owe ????
The devil goes: one dollar.....only one dollar!!!!!
Saddam says... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????
The devil says: well, from hell to hell its local!
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