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> RED EARS:
> A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her
> what had happened to her ears and she answered,
>
> "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up
> the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
>
> "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to
> your other ear?"
>
> "The jerk called back!"
"Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams"
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