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| formosa |
The most docile creatures ever existed is species of 'Sardars', just
trying to find out about them in most extensive research, these r the
facts that came out ... study them. |
| formosa |
| Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please." |
| formosa |
| Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.
"Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams"
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| formosa |
| Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE,
ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.
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| formosa |
| Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says yes, if you bring me a pair of crocodile
boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally they find him hunting crocodiles
and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs, angrily
exclaims:
"71st and *again* barefoot!"
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| formosa |
| Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold
things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things
cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a Pepsi."
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| formosa |
| What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling
mistakes.
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| formosa |
| What does Sardarji do when he has one white
sheet and wants an extra sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
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| formosa |
| Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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| formosa |
| A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a
flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would
like to play a fun game.
The Surd, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The American
persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
fun. He
says,
> "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
> pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
>
> Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep. The
American, now
> agitated,
> says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay
> me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This
> catches
> the Surd's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this
> torment, agrees to the game.
>
> The American asks the first question:
>
> "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
>
> The Surd doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls
out a
$5.00
> bill, and hands it to the American.
>
> "Okay," says the American, "your turn". He asks, "What goes
up a
hill
> with
> three legs and comes down with four legs?"
>
> The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer &
searches all
his
> preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone
with his
> modem and searches the Internet and the Library of
Congress... no
> answer.
> Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
coworkers
> but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the Surd and hands
him
$500.
> The
> Surd thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
>
> The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the
Sardar and
> asks,
> "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the Surd reaches
into
> his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.
>
> And you thought Sardars were dumb ! |
| formosa |
| Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination
which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the
examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes,
and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a
coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet -
Y for Heads and N for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class
is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the
coin, sweating and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches
him and asks what is going on.
"Oh, I finished the exam in half and hour". "But ...", he says,
"I am rechecking my answers and am not able to tally them with
what I wrote." |
| formosa |
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Santa and Banta Singhs landed up in Bombay and got into a doubledecker. Santa somehow managed to get a bottom seat in the bus. Unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. When the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to look up Banta, found Banta in badly scared, clutching the seats in front with both hands. Santa asked, "Arre Banta! What's going on? Why so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there? Scared Banta replied, "Yeah, but you've got a *driver*."
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| formosa |
| Sardarji: I want to stitch curtain for my computer [:D]
Tailor : Why curtain for computer [#:-S]
Sardarji: I got Windows installed on my computer [=))]
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| formosa |
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Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends .
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| davidli2k |
| Here are some classic Sardarji jokes:
Q: What do you do when a sardarji throws a grenade at you??
A: Take out the pin and throw the grenade back at him!!!
Q: What do you do when a sardarji throws a pin at you??
A: Run for your lives!!! He still has the grenade in his hand!!!
Joke of the day:
A Sardar, intent on proving that Sardars aint the most stupid creatures in the world, decided to go to the Park street main crossing and started looking up in the sky with the hopes that other people will also start looking up along with him. After staring for about half an hour towards the sky, he thought to himself " This is going to be so funny. All these foolish people looking up in the sky with me!!! I will have the laugh of my life!!"
When he finally turned around to look at the crowd that had gathered, guess what did he see.....there were more than a hundred sardars all staring up in the sky too!!!![=))] |
| davidli2k |
| A sardar goes to London. He sees the Big Ben for the first time in his life and is quite intrigued by the size of that thing. He keeps staring at it and after a while, an englishman comes to him and says" Hey, you wanna get a closer look at that thing?? For a 100 pounds, I can get a ladder for you and you can climb all the way up there and get a closer look". The sardar thought this was a good deal and gave the guy 100 pounds and that guy left. He waited till dusk but the englishman didnt come. So frustated, he went back to his hotel.
The next day, he saw the same english guy on the street and he immediately accosted him. "You lair" said the sardar, "you take my 100 pounds and bring me no ladder. You take this 100 pounds and wait here, I will go and bring the ladder"[8-}] |
| formosa |
| Sardaarji tells his wife
Tum meri Kalpana ho
Tum meri Bhavana ho
Tum meri prerna ho
Wife says :Chalo, aaj sye aap mere liye Dinesh,Rakesh,Suresh ho |
| formosa |
| Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin
Again had twins named Peter & Repeater
Again had twins named Max & Climax
Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired
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