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THE IDIOT BROTHER:
> A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. asleep
> for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer
> pregnant.Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor
> replies,
> "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother
> came in
> and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's
> an idiot!"
> Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
> "Denise," says the doctor.
> The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! I guess I was wrong
> about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the
> boy's name?"
> The doctor replies, "Denephew."
"Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams"
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